stiltzkin
Oh, what brings you here?
You're looking for Stiltzkin?
The greatest, and cutest, magical fortune-telling doge?
Sorry that's not me, I'm clearly a reindeer.
But since you're here, I will tell you a fortune:
You'll never know if you don't go,
you'll never shine if you don't glow.
What do you mean you've heard that before?
I may not be magical but I am damn well original.
Shoot, they are on to me
DISTRACTION MAGIC: DOGE BOOP
(Stiltzkin flees.)
(Stiltzkin drops a box with some scrawling on it.)
"shovelware inside, do not open"
